Goodbye followers. Yes, flee from this place.
I (didn’t) see a frog and I stomp(ed) on it. (It was a toad. It was dark. “Watch out for toads,” my mom said. Was it the toad? It scurried away. I went back to check with a flashlight. Did I mortally wound it?? Am I a killer????)
a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves
“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”
The dishwasher (in this case, glorified drying rack):
Cups, mugs, small bowls on the top,
Pans, plates, mixing bowls, other largish things on the bottom,
IS THIS NOT UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE??
eats marshmallows while reading fitness blogs
How egregious is it to pay for the tickets to the movie you’re taking your mother to as part of a delayed Mother’s Day gift with the fandango gift card she gave you for Christmas?
literally everything i aspire to be in one photo
types of m&m
chaco straps keep squishing my toe
types of fish in finding nemo
famous cat actors
has anyone ever ridden a rhinoceros
My recent google search history is all the biographical information about me you’ll ever need.
Gluten doesn’t count if it’s shaped like cartoon characters.
Do you like cats???? Do you like websites?????