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Goodbye followers.  Yes, flee from this place.

I (didn’t) see a frog and I stomp(ed) on it.  (It was a toad.  It was dark.  “Watch out for toads,” my mom said.  Was it the toad?  It scurried away.  I went back to check with a flashlight.  Did I mortally wound it??  Am I a killer????)

• my mom: Stop eating processed foods. No sugar. Grains are so bad for you. GMOs!!! Natural everything. No synthetics. Chemicals are killing you. Toxins. TOXINS!!!!!!! Did you take your vitamins today. Here's an article about how tampons are killing you. Don't drink out of that plastic bottle. Stop using that toothpaste. STOP USING DEODORANT. TOXINS!!!!
• my mom: Let's eat at A&W for dinner. Do you want bagels in the morning? Let's get an ice cream.

margaerynn:

margaerynn:

a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves

“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”

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The dishwasher (in this case, glorified drying rack):

Cups, mugs, small bowls on the top,
Pans, plates, mixing bowls, other largish things on the bottom,
IS THIS NOT UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE??

eats marshmallows while reading fitness blogs

How egregious is it to pay for the tickets to the movie you’re taking your mother to as part of a delayed Mother’s Day gift with the fandango gift card she gave you for Christmas?

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fuckyeahlaughters:

assap:

literally everything i aspire to be in one photo

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types of m&m
chaco straps keep squishing my toe
types of fish in finding nemo
famous cat actors
has anyone ever ridden a rhinoceros

My recent google search history is all the biographical information about me you’ll ever need.

Gluten doesn’t count if it’s shaped like cartoon characters.

Do you like cats????  Do you like websites?????